How much of a coder am i? I recode my brain in a regular basis lol. Currently writing code that transforms xpath queries into mysql queries. Master of custom-written lexers and parsers, totally modified php to handle perl substitute and inline html tags. if($user->loggedin()){ <div class={$classes[`user`][`loggedin`]}>Welcome, {$user->name}</div> } Code far too much, my written english is suffering.. Yes, its that bad! Wrote several persistence layers, got sick of relational tables now working on storing all data in a hierarchy for my cms. Worked in an industry with content management, payment processing systems, e-procument systems, banking systems, customer relationship management systems, automated content distribution / scraping systems and marketing. 16 years of experience with many flavours of linux Debian/Ubuntu, Redhat/Fedora/RHEL/CentOS, SunOS/Solaris and FreeBSD. Author of a proxying loadbalancer running at high load on commodity hardware. Also coded multiple-process batch processing systems via daemon processes. MySQL performance / percona expert (Use XtraDB, dumbass!) Wrote some cryptocurrency code as well, as of yet unreleased! All-round creative whizzzz still lacking in front-end design layout skills but very good with css, jquery, dojo etc.
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