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<?php /** * PHP Script for agent-orange * Work Efficiency Ninja Agent 1.0 * * @author Glenn Kelley <[email protected]> */ // Set environment: $wifeStatus=snoring; $childrenStatus=dreaming; $workMode=extended; initWeekAtWork($wifeStatus,$childrenStatus,$workMode); // Initialize settings ignore_friends_calling(1); tapeAllEpisodesOfOutsourced-NBC(1); enablePlaylistWithGreatMusic(1); // Check conditions checkPepsiInFridge(); checkSupplyOfGranolas(); $weekdays = explode(,, monday,tuesday,wednesday,thursday,friday); foreach ($weekdays as $day) { // New work shift: echo Pray for patience, Glenn.; if ($HTTP_GET_VARS[statement]==I`ll do that later) { echo Think again, your customers need you to be understanding and focused on their needs; } doProgramming(); // Check environment during evening if (missWife()==true) echo You cannot wake her, she is sleeping.; if (starsShiningAndMoonIsBright(low cloud cover)) echo No stargazing to much work to be done; doProgramming(); // Require resources $food = mysql_query( SELECT FROM refridgerator WHERE eatable AND expiredate NOT < .time(). LIMIT 1); if (mysql_num_rows($food)) { consumeIt (15 minutes max); else callPizzaDelivery(4: Margarita, +gorgonzola); doProgramming(); // Check physical body state payAttentionToHandsAndBack(); if(handsHurtingDueToUseOfKeyboard()==true) { ignore(1); } // Checking overflow if (! willThisEverEnd(?)){ if (maxExecutionTimeNotSet()) die(Fatal error: Could not complete your request until the customer is satisfied and work is completed.); } // Set clockradio 9 hours from current time sleep(60*60*9); } // end day // I haven`t implemented this function yet. // It should fit in somewhere above, but I couldn`t find time to do it. // Maybe thats the key to the solution? /* * If you have any comments, find any bugs * or have suggestions to changes, please email me * call 740-490-8668 * or twitter @chuchmedic */ ?> Profile ©

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My name is Ghulam Raza, and I am an enthusiast, passionate web developer/designer, and have experience in different web technology like word press, PHP, MYSQL, Bootstrap, HTML, CSS etc. My favorite project to work is word press and PHP since I m very familiar about that, but i also enjoying working on bootstrap, HTML, CSS, PHP, MYSQL for the web. ©

Yoga skilled is a very professional blog that makes you aware of the depths of yoga and motivates you towards your health and Yoga Pranayama Meditation. Chakrasana Yoga is an important yoga practice performed on the back. It is also known as Urdhv Dhanurasana. Chakrasana is a Sanskrit word made up of two words, in which the first word “Udhva” means “lifted up” and the second word “Dhanur” means “bow”. In this asana, your position is seen as a raised bow…… ©