Hello, my real name is Chris. I like coding in Swift, musicing in violin, and sporting in tennis. I bet if you know this alias and my hobbies, you could probably guess my last name! Oh. This is going far further than I had anticipated in writing the About Me section of my SO profile. Yes. You are going to read this if you have any interest in reading. Do you realize what you could be doing right now? What I could be doing right now? We are both wasting time. Actually, I`m wasting more of YOUR time than mine -- more time combined than I will ever waste writing this About Me section. ©