A semiconductor industry(Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing) Ph.D. dropout. -Computational Mathematics -Quantum Physics Device -Molecular Beam Epitaxy ©

...Then I started coding. public int main program Life { const born = true; boolean sports = true; boolean work = true; string doYouLikeToFish = Why h*ll yeah!; boolean married = true; boolean children = true; string lookingForLoveOnTheSO = Are you kidding...? no.; smallint taxRefund = 0; string whatsYourFantasy = Turn back time and get a 40-inch vertical!; string howTallAreYou = Tall enough; boolean doYouPlayBasketball = false; string didYouWantTo = Sure.; string shoeSize = Ok, knock it off.; string listedSalary = ; string whyAreYouHere = To get these questions answered (...while fightin off the haterz!); boolean dead = false; // Notice all of the unused variables in the main program. // ...And the swiggly red lines. // What do you do for a living? do { print( Wake up. ); print( Use it. ); print( Get dressed. ); print( <INSERT ACTIVITY HERE> ); print( Go to sleep. ); } while( !dead ); // Java-style variable length boolean stackOverflowObviouslySatisfiedWithProfileTextLength = true; return taxRefund; }; ©