Q: What do you do for a living? A: I`m a metrologist Q: So, what`s the weather like? A: Uh? Q: You said you are a meteorologist, isn`t it? So, is it going to rain? A: Hey, no, wait... I said I`m a metrologist: I measure things, no weather forecast. Q: Why do you measure things? A: Because things need to be measured, from time to time. Q: What kind of things do you measure? A: Mm, well, mm... maybe it`s going to rain, after all. ©