I`m not funny, but I think I am. So there`s that. I`m a DBA, database developer, and taker of worlds. I`m a father of three, which is AT LEAST one too many, and a husband to one, as I`m not crazy enough to think I could handle more than one (nor am I a Mormon). In fact, I often wonder if one it too many... then I realize that I`ve got to send my kids to somebody else when I need to. I like to play the guitar, and fail at setting up Ubuntu Studio at home to practice with. I play in my church`s worship team, and live for Fall Saturdays, when real football is played. ©