So one atom says to another atom, I think I lost an electron! And the second atom says are you sure? The first one cries out, I`m positive! Two muffins are in the oven. One muffin turns to another and says boy it`s hot in here. The second muffin exclaims, Oh my god! A talking muffin! I like dumb jokes, working with computers, writing stories, playing video games and long walks on the beach. The last thing on that list is false. As Anakin Skywalker once opined, I don`t like sand. ©