By Day: Househusband. The spouse/girlfriend still works; I am retired. By Night Women are like computers; they do exactly as told. I said to my woman Don`t touch me she didn`t touch me for three months. Philoahpy me: Take a rich man`s millions and put on the street, take a homeless man give him the millions. Ten years later the rich man is rich again and a homeless man is homeless again. ©