Growing up I knew there were only 3 professions worthy of true manliness: Ninja, Pirate, and Lumberjack. Due to my excessive hatred of wildlife lumberjack was obviously out of the question. Doing what any young lad would do without a decent coin flip app I decided to do the only thing reasonable; become a Pirate Ninja. The instinctive hatred both professions have of each other has led to an internal hatred for myself and I quickly headed down a long road of self destructive behavior because of it. My relentless search for booty combined with my preference for stealth attacks has netted me more restraining orders than I`m comfortable with sharing. Unfortunately these professions also don`t pay well; so I have taken up learning PHP development between week long drunken binges and meditation sessions to pay for my mounting legal fees. ©

I am a tech enthusiast and a competitive programmer. I love to constantly develop my skills and grow professionally. ©