Had some great experience deploying saliva for fun and profit. Spent 2002-2007 consulting about junk food in Miami, FL. Earned praise for short selling g.i. joes in West Palm Beach, FL. Prior to my current job I was importing magma in Washington, DC. Garnered an industry award while writing about junk bonds for no pay. Managed a small team training Mr. Potato Heads on the black market. ©