Yes, I know, as a first cousin to a quasi-deity, I can only pettiton on your behalf to grant you the ability to cast spells, but of course only if you`re willing to yield complete loyalty (on a semi-exclusive basis, naturally). It`s not exactly a `sure thing` but if you really had that expectation, you probably wouldn`t be reading this profile right now, would you? ...and I can code a bit, in most procedural languages that are meant to be interpreted by compilers that are carbon-based (superficially*, at least). note: in the likely event that this is in fact a subjective ancestor simulation, and not objective reality, then I can make no guarantees about my legitimacy as a carbon-based entity which of course implies that you are probably not either, so it would be unfair for either of us to critize the other on this admittedly shocking but otherwise trivial point.
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