Not a tech wizard -- far from it. I`m a struggling writer (struggling? re . dying), and I joined up for research purposes. I was an investigator of one kind or another -- mostly private -- for 36 years, until I hit the wall and had to be scraped off by The Spatula Squad. Investigated everything from shoplifting to homicides and am also qualified as an expert witness in the field of investigation. I`ve also enjoyed a stint as a successful children`s theatre playwright, but despite my insistence, nobody will call me a Renaissance Man. ©